Felix Kiprono, a lawyer residing in Kenya, has gone public with his love for the President’s daughter, Malia Obama.
Mr. Kiprono was quick to pre-preemptively point out that his intentions were pure: “People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” Kiprono told the Nairobian newspaper.
Felix knows how unlikely it is to get a blind date with the President’s 16 year-old daughter, but he’s willing to pay his way in. His offer? 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats.
Kiprono claims he has held interest in Malia since 2008 (when she was 9) and hasn’t dated anyone since as a sign of his faith.
I wonder if Felix would hold his ground if Obama was interested in adjusting the deal a little bit. Like, what if Obama wanted 70 goats, 30 cows, and 50 sheep?
“People might say I am after the family’s money, which is not the case. My love is real,” he told the Nairobian newspaper.
Moreover, he adds, he’s been faithful to his beloved since he first became aware of her.