If your kids are like mine, they usually come home from school with a new joke every week or so. And while I know a few jokes, most of them are not kid appropriate. Well, now we can all wow our kids with some good old fashioned kid jokes. You are sure to bring a smile to their face when you bust these out.
1. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
2. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
3. Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel
4. Where do cows go on Friday night?
To the MOOOvie theater
5. What did one eye say to the other eye?
Don’t look now, but something between us smells
6. What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
7. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
8.What did zero say to 8?
9.What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up.
10. What do you call a snowman in the summer time?
11. Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed
12.What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
13.Why did the lion eat a light bulb?
He wanted a light lunch
14. Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie?
It was rated ARR
15.Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers
16. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
17.Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them
18.Why did the orange lose the race?
It ran out of juice
19.What is green, white, and red all over?
A sun burnt elf
20. Why won’t lions eat clowns?
Because they taste funny
21. Why did the bird go to the hospital
To get tweetment.
22.What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
23. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems
24. What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something
25. What do snowmen have for breakfast?